M e :   m y   t e e n a g e   y e a r s   a r e   g o n n a   b e    a m a z i n g ! 

Life: whoops, sorry

High school: haha yeah right loser

High school parties: lol nope you're not invited

Friends: we don't need you anymore lol

Food: I'll be your best friend

Me: lol oh okay